Rebekah - Phone Problems!

Damn solicitors! I'm not sure if I'm just unlikely or not, but whenever I use one I'm convinced they just make matters worse. I've got mine on my mobile phone as I'm dashing back to my car and he's dicking me around as usual. The row we're having quickly gets heated and I simply cannot hang up on this idiot. So, I simply pull my pants to the side and pee as I give him what for. That's how pissed off I am!