A Book Too Good To Put Down

I'm an avid reader, I love a good book and what's more - when a book is good I find it hard to put it down. Besides, I'm hardly likely to let something as trivial as the call of nature disrupt a good reading session. Even more so when I'm relaxing in the on a beach bathed in the glow of the autumn sun. I squirm and wriggle, I bounce my crossed legs until I can wait no more. Oh my! I think someone is watching me, is that you?